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23 November 2005

I Like BYU Computers Better

Although these Weber ones aren't too bad. I mean, they don't have a cool background when they start up...actually, neither do BYU computers. BORING. $I 2 I like our monitors better at BYU. 42. You have anything to say, Maren?

"Yes, thanks. I like our computers better than BYU's! 'Course, I've never used one, but who carez!?"

Thank you for the commentary, Maren. In other news, Child and Family Development classes are interesting. I like Maren's teacher.
In OTHER news, let's try a poetry jam.

Black skies turn to azure blue
and take away my headache
and clean the whiteboard of my soul
just because I took a nap

This is Bob Evans, signing off.

~Robert Paris

4 comments:

Paul said...

Ooh! Can I be Hope Woodside??
-Maren (not Paul)'

Sure! How much hairspray does she use?
--Paul

Way too much. Her hair stands up more than Janeway's does!
-Maren

I'm not entirely sure what to say to that. Match and hairspray can, please!
--Paul

*Running AWAY!*
-Maren

*pout*
--Paul

Paul said...

--End of Scene One--

Paul said...

--Scene Two--

Enter Emmett and Chris....

....

We're waiting...

Elder Child said...

*caught on air while putting makeup on* Oh....And in other news, the senators on Capitol Hill today passed a resolution banning the word "turkey" during the Thanksgiving holiday. PETA is said to have had an influence in the vote, which was easily passed in the senate and received a majority in the House. President Bush is expected to veto the measure. He is also considering whether to pardon the traditional turkey, a whopping 20 pounder from Texas. Apparently, the turkey murdered an entire family of worms, has converted to Christianity while in prison, and claims it has changed its ways. I'm Chris Wallace. Have a good day. *organizes papers while cutting to commercials*