As Maren So GRACIOUSLY pointed out...

Within four days from two days ago, I will have neglected this blog for a full month. I would like to point out that I posted a comment in response. And that Emmett went longer than I did without posting (Sorry Emmett, but I couldn't resist)(okay, I could've, but chose not too. Bad Paul. *slaps wrist*).
Also, we were all collected in one area! Back from college! We just talked face to face! And besides, when I was at home, the only computer I had available to me was my dad's, and I don't like using other people's computers for reading, long rants, and writing. It feels violently wrong.

So. I suppose I should talk about my new class schedule, shouldn't I? Yes, Paul, you should. Thank you, Paul, I think I shall.

Let this one point be forever known about Japanese: lab, as opposed to lecture, is really painful; getting up in the morning specifically for lab moreso. Lab is entirely in Japanese, and it is a participation-based class. It doesn't help that we have more labs than lectures, either. Eek.

Concerning Fundamentals of Literary Interpretation and Criticism, let me give you this quote from my teacher as near as I can remember it: "If you're a person with a PhD, you can do ANYTHING." This, by the way, was as she was dragging a stolen table in from the hallway to serve as her desk. She also complains that they don't give her a podium or something to hide behind. She says she can't appear intimidating without one.

American Heritage: Pulling Teeth. In a massive auditorium packed with students. The small lab classes are also pulling teeth, just with a smaller audience.

For Book of Mormon part 2, I made sure I got the same teacher I had last semester, because he's so awesome. Yay!

And the less said about Creative Writing, the worse.

Is that sufficient for you taste, Paul? Why yes, Paul, it is; thank you for asking. You can write about something else now.

As a quick sidenote, has anyone else noticed that tiny little green composition notebooks can fit almost anywhere?

*headesk*

While I'm still semi-lucid, I would like to declare that...oops, nevermind. THere wnet lucidiyt. Oh well. While I'm no longer lucid, I would like to declare that penguins make very good attack chihuahuas, regardless of whether or not I spelled ostrich correctly.

I would also like to say that it's annoying but unfortunately understandable that when I say something that could make sense but doesn't because I don't make sure everyone around me understands the context around the statement, people automatically assume I'm just being weird because it's me and I do that quite a bit. But I say things that could make sense if I had the linguistic ability to communicate it more fully just as often as I say things that make no sense under any context. You'd all understand what the monkeys flying by are all about if you were mind readers! Hurry up! Ooh, second thought, don't. Mind readers are scary to be around. *shudder* Unless I'm a mind reader. But that might be even worse. But much more desirable than having mind readers around. Even if it is worse. Which it might not be. Unless... Nevermind.

Human beings are beings of logic, you know. Even if it's usually twisted logic. But there's always some sort of logic behind what people do, whether they realize it or not.

Whether I like it or not. Erg.

Remember that attack penguin sentence? Even that would make sense if you understood the context and the logic.

Now, I'd better post this before midnight so I don't have to go change that two days ago four days from then statement to be three days ago four days from then or something.

~Paul