The All-Important

*Scene: News Broadcast Studio*
*cool intro music: "It's Just You" by LMNT*
Paul: Welcome back to PINS, Paul's Internal News Service broadcasting. Following the exciting news release earlier today, we were able to get the stars of the day--Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable--to come in for an interview! How are you two feeling today?
Kim: Great, Paul, and I'm glad to be here!
Ron: Bondiggity. I mean, I'm on TV!
Paul: Uh, actually, Ron, we'll only be able to put up the transcript of this interview. Our communications department has some difficulty getting picture to the outside world.
Ron: ...but people will read it, right?
Paul: Yeah.
Ron: Cool, I'm on TV!
Kim: Um...yeah, Ron. You're on TV.
Paul: Anyway, I'm sure you two must be thrilled about this recent development. Any thoughts?
Kim: Yes, I am thrilled here, Paul! I mean, what Ron and I do has always been really important to us, and we're both really happy that we'll be able to continue. You got anything, Ron?
Ron: Yes, Kim, I do. I just want to thank all the little people--Hego, for finally ceasing his attempts to kill the Naco, Ned, for fighting the appointment of a spokesclown, Lars for FINALLY getting OUT of Bueno Nacho, and Drakken for getting the most beautiful chain food store ever made a whole bunch of press before KP and me put him in jail again. I'm very pleased with the court's handling of Drakken's confiscated property, Bueno Nacho being the foremost, and that it is now in the hands of a very capable owner and CEO. *sips water*
Kim: Um, Ron? We're not talking about Bueno Nacho here.
Ron: Wha--? We're not? But nothin' else happened...I think....
Paul: Ron, Kim Possible was renewed for a fourth season.
Ron: They--fourth season--BOOYAH! OH MY FREAKING--BOOYAH! WHAT UP NOW, EISNER? A BOO--A BOO--A BOOYAH!
Kim: Ron, stop break dancing on the table!
Ron: *leaps off table, grabs Kim and starts swing dancing* FOURTH SEASON FOURTH SEASON!!!
Kim: Ron...Leggo, Ron!
Ron: *lets go of Kim, slinging her onto her chair* I gotta tell Rufus! Rufus, wake up, buddy, wake up!
Rufus: *yawn*
Ron: Dude, we got a fourth season of KP going! We're back in business!
Rufus: Fourth? Yeahyeahyeah! Booyah!
Ron: This demands a party! Rufus and me'll get the snackage!
Rufus: Cheese!
Ron: Yeah, cheese, and mini corndogs, and slurpsters--
Rufus: King size!
Ron: --and pizza and nachos and nacos and tacos and... We have to hurry, Rufus! Party, here, twenty minutes! *sprints offscreen with Rufus to get food*
Paul: Well, he seems pretty psyched.
Kim: Yeah, that's Ron for you... he'll calm down in awhile, I promise.
Paul: He's on to something here, actually. He's getting snackage, but we're gonna need music. And more people. And more snackage. Snackage is important.
Kim: Okay, sure. You get music, I'll get Monique, Felix, Brikk, Malcolm, the Tweebs, Wade, everyone. Except Bonnie. Twenty minutes?
Paul: Twenty minutes.
*both sprint offscreen, cut to commercials*